Will you love me even with my dark side ?

• me: why am i still single?
• brain: you’re weird.
• body: and you’re fat.
• face: plus you’re pretty ugly.
• food: i’m here for you babe.

• Teen Girl Problems:
• I think my boyfriends cheating on me
• OMG she called me a bitch
• What skirt do I wear to the party?
• Who Should I grind with?
• My bestie just kissed my ex
• i broke a nail
• My Problems:
• My Movie won't load
• tumblr won't let me post my video
• my edit is too bright
• i can't find the right position to lay in
• whys all my chips gone
• im hungry
• i want food

• Me: Okay, time to get my three essays done.
• One Direction Posters:
• Me:
• One Direction Posters:
• Me:
• One Direction Posters:
• Me: Stop that.
• One Direction Posters:
• Me: Stop looking so hot. Stop it now.
• One Direction Posters:
• Me: Okay, fine. I guess I'll get on Tumblr for ten minutes to get this out of my system.
• Tumblr: LOOK, I HAVE ONE DIRECTION
• Me: Oh no -
• Tumblr: HARRY'S BEEN SPOTTED IN LA IN A CAR
• Me: No. Not Harry and a car. Stop that... looking all player-ish.
• Tumblr: TAKE SOME FUNNY 1D GIFS. TAKE IT, BITCH.
• Me: I'll just resist-
• Tumblr: ZIALL. TAKE SOME ZIALL.
• Me: No. Not Ziall!
• Tumblr: HERE'S DEPRESSING FANFICTION POST ABOUT ONE OF THE BOYS DYING TAKE THAT. EAT IT BITCH. SUCK IT.
• Me: No. Now I must cheer myself up by looking up funny moments.
• Youtube: TAKE VIDEO DIARIES. TAKE THAT.
• Me: Ugh!
• Youtube: POTATO! POTATO!
• Me: Not Niall. He's my weak spot.
• Youtube: MY WORST HABIT IS... BEING NAKED ALL OF THE TIME.
• Me: No... Resolve crumbling...
• Youtube: LARRY STYLINSON
• Me: STOP
• Youtube: HERE'S A FULL VIDEO OF ZAYN LAUGHING
• Me: FUCK
• Youtube: HAVE A COMPILATION OF ONE DIRECTION SWEARING, BITCH
• Me: NO SO HOT
• Youtube: THINK YOU'RE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK? NO! JIMMY PROTESTED
• Me: MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION.
• Youtube: ENERGY JUICE
• Me: I CAN'T-
• Youtube: ....
• Me: Fine.
• Homework: Hey, um-
• Me: FUCK YOU HOMEWORK YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME OKAY I NEED ONE DIRECTION. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TURN UP IN MY LIFE AND REPLACE THEM?! NO. GET THE FUCK OUT. I WILL CHASE YOU WITH SPOONS.
• Homework:
• Me:
• Homework:
• Me:
• Homework:
• Me:
• Homework: Okay.